![]() ![]() While the other coworkers crow over the new piercing, an angry biker gang leader bursts in pursuing the tattoo artist for tattooing Chinese symbols on his arm that translate to "douche bag". Chain On You)Ī conceited tattoo artist attempting to outdo his coworker's spiked tongue gets an extreme piercing known as the "Chainus" in which a chain goes into his mouth and out his rectum. The force cracks his skull.Ī Chainus Runs Through It (a.k.a. The man accidentally sets his arm on fire and runs into what he thinks is a tunnel, but is actually a brick wall decorated in 3D chalk art. When that gets out of hand, the first one creates a Molotov cocktail to use against the rival stand. The two attempt to steal customers at a street art fair by lowering prices, and then the battle escalates to a food fight. After his coworkers refuse to go along with his plan and move out, the cemetery owner decides to do it himself and ends up falling into the acid tub, burning himself to death from the inside out.Ī philly cheesesteak stand owner is rivaled by another cheesesteak owner. With the carousel rotating at an extreme speed, one of the teens flies off and his brain stem is impaled orally on a horseshoes pole sticking out from the sandbox nearby.Ī cemetery owner digs up his corpses and dissolves them in hydrofluoric acid to make room in the plots and coffins to put them up for resale. When she is disqualified for using an illegal move, she hits herself in the head from frustration and ends up killing herself because her dehydration has shrunk her brain (and the force of the punch caused it to shake and bleed).Ī group of stoned teenagers in a park decide to mess around by putting one of the back tires of the motorcycle of one of the teens against the base of the carousel, getting on, and revving the bike up to create a large centrifugal force on the merry-go-round. Due to how extremely tight the baby swing is around his waist, the man later dies from sepsis due to a ruptured appendix.Ī female boxer uses diuretics to dehydrate herself so she can become bantamweight. The man screams for help, but no one comes to his aid. After he strips naked and lubes himself up, he squeezes into the swing, but gets stuck and his friends decide to leave him in the swing for the night. Heavyweight Havoc)Ī drunk, obese man bets his buddies that he can get into a baby swing at a playground. However, one of the ferrets finds its way into the man's rectum and feasts on his hemorrhoids, causing death from excessive bleeding.įat Man in a Little Swing (a.k.a. Ferret Away)Ī Scottish man in a ferret legging contest attempts to break the world record for the longest time a ferret has been in his pants (which he does by making the ferrets docile by starving them). Title reference: A spoof of the popular 1973 film Enter the Dragon that ties in a ferret-related event in this episode (See "Way to Die #780").Ĭritter In The S****er (a.k.a.
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